gODz mUSt bE cRaZy !

A ray of light, gently beating my eyelashes , into my sight, slowly opening my tender eyes... realising am still in the alien land...I turned n almost fell, a hand was very strongly binding me...looked on, a sweet plump lady was holding me with all her grip, so that I wont run away !

She was the only one who was loving me all day n nite in this lonely land ! lonely not alone ! as she mildly summoned for someone else, came a tall, dusky man with an untrimmed beard...
he gave me a cheeky smile almost instantly, and took me by his hand...
Tears rolled into my eyes, as I was to leave the true love of the plump lady in the lonely land for somemore time...

The man in beard quite amazed me. He left the land everyday early morning and came back late at nite, speaks a few words with Ms.plump, and sleeps off.

As I was wondering he left the land in his own private jet. Dunno, where he has gone :-o.
Came in another guy. All the more rugged. Uncombed hair. He scared the daylights outta me....oh my !
I screamed .. which brought the entire land alive..phew ! Ms Plump rushed in n yelled at Mr Rug .."how may times do I hav to tell u. Jus leave her alone".

Mr Rug, was quite Unperturbed, as he ogled at me again with a cute wink. I got a bit guilty. Maybe I shudnt have screamed.

While, I was thinking, came in a glass of milk. Dont u get anything else in here. I am having the same stuff for so many days. The Curtains came down in my eyes. I went asleep. again. again n again. I was sleeping for more than 15hrs a day.
....
...Entered my dream land...
....
"I wanna meet the lord!"
St. peters: "hez meditating. plz wait for a moment"
The Lord: "yes dear. what happened?"
"Thts enuf gawd ! I cant take it anymore. plz bring me back to heaven. I wanna rest in ur lap forever"
"Oh yet another gripe ! Chill dear. It is jus a few months since u were born on earth. u hav a purpose to fulfill before getting back"
"I feel all are alien to me. I sleep, I cry. I drink milk. nothin else. Is this the purpose u told?"
"There are miles to go before u finally sleep. Might be a day, when u will never feel like comin back to me."
"When can I talk ? and plz...when can I walk (I wanna kick tht rug on his dash ;-))?"
"Relax. Mr Beard is ur dad. Ms plump is ur mom. They will make the earth, a better place to live for u."

A small agitation... n I was back to earth.
"oh my god !I forgot to ask, who Mr Rug was??"
He was fondling my cheek with his hands. "u moron, get away frm me. oh my ! I jus cant talk... "

Ms plump, came to my resucue. again ! "Dei brother..leave her da. u have to wait for 18 more years to make her urs..."
n came a cool reply frm him " I dont mind ;-)"..
I said to myself "Excuse me ! I mind..a lot !"

Looked around, n again no one was there. There was an old man doing all gimmicks to make me smile. Probably my grandpa...
"Old genteleman, I do understand tht humans evolved frm the monkeys. but how on earth, dyu expect me to smile for tht ?"
Ms Plump was giggling on one side. Probably Mr Beard is online. She kept the phone on my ears n told "Its ur dad"...
If I cud talk, I'll ask him to come back early..:)...!