Small tALk !
(Readers Discretion strongly recommended and am No way trying to sound blasphemous against anyone livng or dead;-)
Well they say an Idle Mind is Devil's workshop !
A couple of days ago I was all the more idle, that the devil had so much time not only to build a workshop but also to continue with production, service and maintenance ! ;-)
And I started thinking about how many a time ppl speak or ask something, because they wanna speak or ask something (despo), and not they really have something to speak or ask ! ( well sorry if that confused u :-s)
Small Talk1:
[In a rest room....]
Hey man, how ru ?? so..what are you doing ??
Me:
(Well Yeah..ahem...u know I came to worship God here ! and luckily I didnt find him :-D)
yeah da...! am doing good. how abt u ?
Small Talk2:
[When I was abt to leave a relatives place...]
"Kanna edhuvume sapadama poriye da??(dear, well u really didnt eat anything at all)"
Me:
(Oh Yeah,I would like to have a double cheese pizza with a capsicum topping;-)
"Thats ok. Thanksss :-s"
Small Talk3:
[In an interview]
"When I see ur performance from 10th standard, I see a sudden dip of grade in ur under graduation? how do u explain that??"
Me:
(Well tht credit goes to Sathyam Multiplex,Ramdas Inn(Bar attached), and the Nayar Chaaya shop opp my college campus...If u could spare me an hour, I would be bringing marksheets right from KG, and I might have a strike rate better than Sourav Ganguly)
"Ya...and I managed to recover in my PG sir ! :-D"
Small Talk4:
[Quite serious, after a death]
"He was fine till yesterday...but suddenly...ippadi sollama kollama(without telling anyone).."
Me:
(ok do gimme ur address or telephone number, next time the God of death rings my door bell, I will courteously inform that am leaving this earth :-(( :-s)
<-- Well..! updates frm fellow bloggers ;-) --> ...
@Bard
My pal : That girl is getting married to a US based guy.
Me: [oh i know that from the day u started eyeing her that she is gonna enter nuptial soon]
..yeah nice to hear naa...
@Ubiquitous
Hey, you look just like your mother...?
Me: [no then, should I look like my neighbour's mom?]
Yeah =)
@Rams
"My! how much u've grown?!"-some distant relative.
Me: [do u realise that humans are born to evolve from foetus to babies to children to adolescents...???]
Yeah :-D
@Jade
..At a cinema theatre ..
Him: 'Where how come here ?'
Me:
[Well I sell Black tickets as part-time..side business u see....and u?? u never told me ur mu competitor]
'Yeah da. Heard this movie is gud'
Well they say an Idle Mind is Devil's workshop !
A couple of days ago I was all the more idle, that the devil had so much time not only to build a workshop but also to continue with production, service and maintenance ! ;-)
And I started thinking about how many a time ppl speak or ask something, because they wanna speak or ask something (despo), and not they really have something to speak or ask ! ( well sorry if that confused u :-s)
Small Talk1:
[In a rest room....]
Hey man, how ru ?? so..what are you doing ??
Me:
(Well Yeah..ahem...u know I came to worship God here ! and luckily I didnt find him :-D)
yeah da...! am doing good. how abt u ?
Small Talk2:
[When I was abt to leave a relatives place...]
"Kanna edhuvume sapadama poriye da??(dear, well u really didnt eat anything at all)"
Me:
(Oh Yeah,I would like to have a double cheese pizza with a capsicum topping;-)
"Thats ok. Thanksss :-s"
Small Talk3:
[In an interview]
"When I see ur performance from 10th standard, I see a sudden dip of grade in ur under graduation? how do u explain that??"
Me:
(Well tht credit goes to Sathyam Multiplex,Ramdas Inn(Bar attached), and the Nayar Chaaya shop opp my college campus...If u could spare me an hour, I would be bringing marksheets right from KG, and I might have a strike rate better than Sourav Ganguly)
"Ya...and I managed to recover in my PG sir ! :-D"
Small Talk4:
[Quite serious, after a death]
"He was fine till yesterday...but suddenly...ippadi sollama kollama(without telling anyone).."
Me:
(ok do gimme ur address or telephone number, next time the God of death rings my door bell, I will courteously inform that am leaving this earth :-(( :-s)
<-- Well..! updates frm fellow bloggers ;-) --> ...
@Bard
My pal : That girl is getting married to a US based guy.
Me: [oh i know that from the day u started eyeing her that she is gonna enter nuptial soon]
..yeah nice to hear naa...
@Ubiquitous
Hey, you look just like your mother...?
Me: [no then, should I look like my neighbour's mom?]
Yeah =)
@Rams
"My! how much u've grown?!"-some distant relative.
Me: [do u realise that humans are born to evolve from foetus to babies to children to adolescents...???]
Yeah :-D
@Jade
..At a cinema theatre ..
Him: 'Where how come here ?'
Me:
[Well I sell Black tickets as part-time..side business u see....and u?? u never told me ur mu competitor]
'Yeah da. Heard this movie is gud'
scribbled by IcEyeZ at 8:43 PM
33 Glances:
hahahahhahahaha! Neat! :)
That was a nice one da! Keep it going. ;o)
hehehehe the interview was priceless ;)
SmallTalk 5:
Did you have a haircut ?
Me:
[No buddy, its hair loss]
Yeah, is that obvious ??
As they say "Some people have something to say. Some people have to say something"
Good one ;-)
My 2 cents:
My pal : That girl is getting married to a US based guy.
Me: [oh i know that from the day u started eyeing her that she is gonna enter nuptial soon]..yeah nice to hear naa...
Coool post ice..wish we cud tell whatever we feel..
@Vishitra,
U had such interviews ?? ;-)
@Anck su Namun,
Anywayz...I hv still not entered the ages of hairloss ;-)
Hey Bard,
Thanx a lot for sharing the comments da ! :-)...do tell me more if u guyz think of such stuff...LOL !
Yo veejay...ella unga aashirvadham ;-)
The small talk was BIG fun :D
One more : Hey, you look just like your mother
Me [no then, should I look like my neighbour's mom?]
Me: Yeah =)
Check my post for the fives :P
:)) lovely one ice;)
"My! how much u've grown?!"-some distant relative.
Me: do u realise that humans are born to evolve from foetus to babies to children to adolescents...???
i can;t possibly freeze time and be teh same i was 18 years ago!
what i actually do: smile![cursing such q's under my breath!]
hahaha...machi super da. This always happens .. unwanted questions.. LMAO...
SmallTalk N:
..At a cinema theatre ..
Him: 'Where how come here ?'
Me:
[Well I sell Black tickets as part-time..side business u see....and u?? u never told me ur mu competitor]
'Yeah da. Heard this movie is gud'
Hehehe..Cool post daa. :-)
@ubiquitous,
hahaha...tht made me...ROFL...!!
kewl...
@Ramses,
tht was a good addition, I will update it in the post ;-)
Hi..Jade...
Well tht has actually happened too !...hmmm so many piled up small talks...here n there :-D
Hi Arun,
Thanx for the comments :-)
hehehe
one more .
(when i wake up,yawning)
s: oh u were sleeping eh??
(no,i was playing cricket)
me:uh yeah.
hahaha...@xtremely insane,
tht was kewl dude :-)
Something i remember from college days.
Wake up somebody sleeping and ask him whether he was sleeping.
Hi Digi,
We do it even today ;-)
lol..nice post....
another one : call up someone's home phone number and ask them where they are ;-)
@ digi.. i do it still..call up someone and ask them whether they were sleeping known it is past their sleeping time
@ ICE : I did not have internet for quite sometime..will do the tag soon
tata
sukku
@Suk,
Tht was a nice one ! I hav fumbled like tht too ! :-D
@SilkyMoon,
Howz u ?? Merry Christmas to u too ! :-)..take care !
That was absolutely funny!! Can't seem to get this silly grin off my face now !!! .... (The phone rings in the dead of the night and the caller says-'oh, were you sleepin?'....Me- Oh no.....I was havin a nightmare that someone called me up in the middle of the night when I was in deep sleep.....thanks for makin it come true !!) !!
Nice one.. If I think of anything else, I shall chip in :)
hahaha...@Rusty....
it is jus many ppl think of such things...but dont end up defying them...
and @eclectic blogger...waiting for ur additions...any time dude :-)
Exactly! wonder why people just don't 'get it'?
LOL.. nice post dude..
i hate these small talks too, its kinda annoying
My Manager: I see that u stay till midnight every day and work a lot.. Keep up the good work
Me: [Yeah, right.. what u dont see is that I come to office only at 12 in the afternoon!!]
Thanks Sir! :)
This was hilarious...here is my pick:
Remark on seeing me : Aap aa gaye?(Thinking...Nahi abhi aana hai, yeh to mera bhoot hai jo mujhse aage aage chalta hai)
Me:Ji han aa gayi.
On Phone: Auur kya kar rahe ho?
(Thinking...Aapse baat kar rahi hun, aur kya?)
Me:Bus, kuch khas nahi.
Hello iceyez, how've you been?
Just back from a [hectic] holiday :p
Dropped in to say hi =)
Hi Iceyez :)
lol, nice ones from u n other bloggers s well!!! tc :)
@Vaibhav,
I hav been tryin to avoid..but still sometimes am jus influenced by those :-D
@Sonu,
Most of the times its so damn funny to me ...;-)
@MoodsandColors,
I have tried that answer many times...but the responses...were not on expected lines..;-)
@Ubiquitous,
I am gr8. How abt u ??
@Priya,
Thanks for the comments :).
Also liked ur rewind of the medeival musical times of 1980's in ur blog ! :-)
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