whoz next ?

Yama - God Of Death:
Chitragupta...! Wat the Hell is happenin...

ChitrGupta:
Boss ..this is heaven...!

Yama:
Sss...ok...Where is the report ??

ChitraGupta:
hmm...:-sss..well...u see...

Yama:
I doubted..last weekend u were dating with ramba n menaka...I think u have become brain dead !

ChitraGupta:
Well its not tallying ... we need to send 2 more ppl to earth...and get one back to heaven !

Yama:
What abt sending Ramba and Menaka to earth...I think that will solve all problems...grrr...

ChitraGupta:
No boss ! already ... earth had become Man's evil paradise ever since u sent "oorvashi" as Angelina Jolie....and "Apsaras" as Aishwarya Rai...well if all of em' r down on earth...then even I'll have to travel down to earth ;-)..
Entertainment taxes will get slashed n We will lose heavy revenue...

Yama: Thts a valid point...! So who are the two....

ChitraGupta: I think....hmmm..

Over to Vaikundam(Heaven's haven)

gODo: Ramss...wake up...its us..whoz next...
Rams: Wat the fff...fisshh( Oh this is heaven no bad words plz..;-)
gODo: This silly ChitraGupta has screwed my life yet again..hez "BAD"..proved hez such a "Smooth Criminal"
Rams: Oh My God(o)...earth is so "Dangerous" now...
gODo: C'mon pack up ! The earth express leaves in 3 hrs...search for ur ailasa..oopss...I meant Visa..
Rams: noo gODo..I dont wana come...they are all "Speed Demons" on earth...
gODo: Well rams dyu "Remember the time"...I met u on earth last ..
Rams: Oh Ya...u were roaming like a "Stranger in Moscow"...;-)
gODo: grrr...sss..ok....thts when it was like god saying to me "You are not alone"...
Rams: n "The way u made me feel"...oohhh...
gODo: Well where are we gona "Beat it" this time dudette ?
Rams: Yo..wait lemme chk gOOgle earth...
gODo: wah..the US...wat abt there ?
Rams: nooo gODo... they jus wont let us "HEAL THE WORLD"...
gODo: hmmm ok...wat abt the Middle East ?
Rams: Well, u might as well get burried in one of the WELLS;-), over nite. It is too much "blood on the (dance) floor"
gODo: well the Uk?
Rams: They are still Color Blind !...cant really tell if am "Black or White" n might send me back to Mr ChitraGupta in a minute or two!
gODo: aahh...the only kewl place left is In..n..d..dia I guess ?
Rams: but wat abt its neighbours jus' like "Ghosts" who "SCREAM" all the time...
gODo: Well...I do know its snowing in the north, flooding in the south, n political beasts in the east...
n total unrest in the west ! however...some really thrive...some jus manage to survive !
Rams: But for its ppl , massive yet never impassive !
gODo : yo gal ! so you are ready to get down n fight ?
Rams: yep ! ofcourse, but are we gonna hit the same womb ?
gODo: twin memberships are really tough these days, if not... we will try to meet up later ..."Heaven can wait"
Rams: yo..."you rock my world" !

To Be continued...!
(Songs refer to the various tracks composed by the musical genius of pop genre - Michael jackson!)